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Local search: the next big thing in pay per click

2003-10-20T09:32:00.000-07:00

Local search: the next big thing in pay per click

This month Overture announced a trial of their technology for local pay per click search results in the US - the demo is *here* - and in July Google announced that its PPC adverts will be shown on Switchboard, a US telephone directory site that covers both businesses (yellow pages) and people (white pages).

Search engines have long tapped into consumers desires to buy products and services from businesses near them by providing yellow pages services on their websites, for example Yahoo! UK and Yell.com's UK business finder http://uk.businessfinder.yahoo.com/ service.

But until now this area has not been specifically focused on by the big pay per click engines - but it was only a matter of time until they began to develop solutions to serve local advertising for local searches. Local advertising already provides large revenues for the publishers of the printed yellow pages (the UK's Yell entered the top 100 shares on the UK FTSE in September, for example). Overture estimates the local search market online will be worth $1 billion by 2008.

So what opportunities - and challenges - does the development of local search offer for you, the advertiser?

Overture Licenses Contextual Ad Technology

2003-08-16T06:14:00.000-07:00

Overture Licenses Contextual Ad Technology

Contextual ad technology provider Quigo Technologies announced on Wednesday that it inked a licensing deal with Overture Services (Quote, Company Info).

With the deal, Overture will use Quigo's AdSonar to back up its own homegrown technology that powers its Content Match contextual ad product.

Quigo, a 30-person startup based in New York, combines the algorithmic and editorial approaches to determine the content of a page and its best matched keyword advertising. AdSonar uses a human editor to set up relevancy boundaries for its semantic algorithm, which then learns a site's features and builds a database of information about the site.

"Google doesn't do this," said Michael Yavonditte, Quigo's chief executive and a former executive at Alta Vista. "We train the artificial intelligence."

Neither Yavonditte nor Overture would detail how Quigo would complement Overture's own algorithmic technology used in Content Match.

For large portions of what they can't do internally, we're going to be doing that," Yavonditte said.

Since its launch in late June, Content Match has played a game of catch-up with Google's AdSense, begun four months earlier.

Both search titans hope to extend the wild popularity of search into content pages by matching up the content of a page to their respective troves of advertisers. Google boasts over 100,000 advertisers; Overture reports 95,000.

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2003-08-11T15:48:00.000-07:00

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2003-07-28T15:22:00.000-07:00

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2003-07-28T13:32:00.000-07:00

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2003-07-28T07:34:00.000-07:00

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2003-07-27T17:16:00.000-07:00

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2003-07-27T17:12:00.000-07:00

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2003-07-25T12:21:00.000-07:00

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2003-07-25T12:05:00.000-07:00

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2003-07-25T11:59:00.000-07:00

----- Original Message -----
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Subject: Lose weight and actually get paid

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STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE FROM DOCTOR KAYODE WILLIAMS

2003-07-25T10:14:00.000-07:00

OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN
CONTRACT AWARDING UNIT
ECOWAS OFFICE.
ABUJA,NIGERIA

ATTN;THE PRESIDENT/CEO

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you
as a surprise and if it might offend you without
your prior consent and writing through this channel.
I am DR.KAYODE WILLIAMS The Chairman, Contract
Awarding Committee of the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST
AFRICAN STATES ( ECOWAS)with its contract awarding
Headquarters in Abuja, Nigeria ,I got your
information in a business directory from the Nigeria
Chamber of Commerce and Industries when I was
searching for a reliable,honest and trustworthy
person to entrust this business with.I was divinely
inspired and motivated to pick your contact from the
many names and list in the directory.

After discussing my view with my colleagues,they
were very much satisfied and decided to contact you
immediately for this mutual business relationship.We
wish to transfer the sum of US$45,000,000.00
(FOURTY FIVE Million, United States
Dollars only.)into your personal or company`s bank
account.

This fund was a residue of the over invoiced
contract bills awarded by us for the supply of
hard/softwares,phamaceauticals/medical items,light
and heavy duty vehicles, apparels and other
administrative logistics etc for the ECOMOG in
Sierria-Leone and Liberia during the Peace Keeping
Projects.

This DEAL was deliberately hatched out and carefully
protected with all concerned.As the Chairman of
CAC,I have the co-operation and mandate of the
Financial Director and the Secretary of the
Organisation.We arranged and over invoiced the
contract funds supplied by different companies from
different countries during the crisis.

It was our consensus to seek the assistance of a
willing foreigner to provide us with the facilities
to transfer this money out of West Africa.This is
borne out of our beleif in the non-stable and
sporous political nature of this sub-region.
The original contractors have been duely paid left
with the over invoiced balance.This balance is
suspended in the ecowas grand accounts awaiting
claims by any foreign company/individual of our
choice after the real contractor has been paid by OUR APEX BANK.

We intend to pay out this fund NOW as the
organisation is winding up its activities since the
aim of returning PEACE to the crises countries has
been achieved.

Based on the laws and ethics of employment,we as
civi servants working under this organisation are not
allowed to own/operate a foreign account.This is the
more reason why we needed your assistance to provide
an account that can sustain this fund for safe
keeping
and our future investment with your comprehensive
advise,assistance and partnership in your country.

we have however agreed,as the account owner in this
deal to allow you 30% of the entire sum as
compensation, 65% will be held on trust for us while
5% will be used to defray any incidental charges and
cost during the course of the transaction.

This transaction will be successfully concluded
within 7-14 working days if you accord us your
unalloyed and due co-operation.You should provide the
followings;

YOUR COMPANY`S NAME WITH COMPLETE ADDRESS,TEL

AND FAX NUMBERS(if available).

THE NAME OF YOUR BANK,ITS ADDRESS WITH
TEL,FAX
AND TELEX NUMBERS.

THE ACCOUNT NUMBER

THE COMPLETE MAILING ADRRESS OF THE
BENEFICIARY

WITH TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.

Upon the receipt of this informations, text of
application will be sent to you to fill and sent back
to the organisation in pursuant of the payment
approval.

As a practice of all organised (sensitive)and
conspired DEALS,we solicit for your unreserved
confidentiality and utmost secret in this business.
We hope to retire peacefully and lead a honourable
business life afterwards.There are no risks
involved.

NOTE
All modalities has been mapped to faclitate the
perfection of the claim on your favour on the
following conditions that will make the transaction be
possible between us.

(1).that we are satisfied/convinced on all ground that
our share of the fund would be given to us thereafter.

(2).that this transaction is treated with utmost
confidentiality,and absolute secrecy which it demands
as we have put years in civil service and would like
to retire honourably without our names been dented.

(3).that the money is being transffered to an account
where the incidence of taxation would not take much.

(4).that the financial matters for the success of this
transfer will be tackled by both parties which must be
deducted from the 5% mapped out for expenses before
proper disbursement as this is more reason why we
contacted believing you have the financial capability
to handle this project with us.

If this deal interest you,reply me immediately for
more details.

With regards.

DR.KAYODE WILLIAMS.

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2003-07-25T09:14:00.000-07:00

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2003-07-25T09:01:00.000-07:00

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